Pube OilEst. MMXXVI · Made in the USAFor external use only
Limited edition · first drop October 1
For the zone, not the hairstyle.

Your face got a skincare line. Your balls got nothing.

Serums for the forehead. Butter for the beard. Creams for the crow's feet. But the strip that actually runs the show? Crickets. So we fixed it — jojoba, grapeseed, tea tree, three drops, one minute. Shaved, trimmed, or full send — the management is the same.

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However you wear it

Shave it, wax it, trim it, or let it ride — the routine doesn't change. Ingrown hairs and razor bumps aren't a hair problem, they're a hair-removal problem. The scrub keeps the follicle clear, the oil keeps the skin from fighting back, the balm takes the burn out. Bald is a look. Bumpy isn't.

The Line
Step 1

The Scrub

Coffee · sugar · grapeseed. Clears the runway whether anything's parked on it or not.
4 oz / 113 g$32
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Step 2

The Oil

Jojoba · grapeseed · tea tree · vitamin E. The main event. Three drops and it's a penthouse, not a studio. Softens what's there, calms what isn't.
1 fl oz / 30 mL$38
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Step 3

The Balm

75% shea butter, with beeswax, calendula, grapeseed and vitamin E. Locks it in so your hard work doesn't go down the drain.
Choose your scent
CedarUnscented
1.7 oz / 50 g$33
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Nice.
The Regime

All Three

Buy one and you're doing a third of the job. Scrub clears the way, oil does the work, balm makes it last. Built to run together.
Ships free Oct 1 · plain box · tells no one
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Why all three

Because one of them on its own is mostly theatre. Sixty seconds, twice a week, and the order matters more than the effort does.

1

Scrub clears the way

Two minutes in the shower. Oil applied over dead skin sits on top of it and does nothing. This is the part everybody skips and then blames the oil.

2

Oil does the work

Three drops, worked in properly. This is the one actually softening things — coarse goes to manageable in about a week and a half.

3

Balm makes it last

A thin layer to seal it in. Skip this and you've mostly moisturized your towel.

What's in the oil
JojobaCARRIER

The diplomat. Chemically identical to your skin's own oil, so it slides right in without a fuss.

Tea TreeTHE CLEAN

The bouncer. Keeps its head down and the area honest.

GrapeseedTHE FEEL

The closer. Absorbs in seconds so there's no greasy evidence left behind.

Vitamin ETHE KEEPER

The chaperone. Stops the other three going off before you've finished the bottle.

No hemp. No CBD.
Passes a urinalysis.
Made by someone who also has to pee in a cup

First drop.
October first.

Made by hand in small batches, which is a polite way of saying we will run out. When the first run is gone it's gone until we make more. Ships free, plain box, tells no one.

No charge today — we send your payment link when the drop opens October 1

Be the reason
the lights stay on.

Pube Oil · Jojoba, grapeseed, tea tree. Not a medicine. Not a joke — but very close. A joke that moisturizes.